Ava Warwick.

( Application for Ava Warwick. )

No, seriously, how do those Junior Witches do it? I just bought a truly ridiculous amount of cookies from those girls. Like, if you have a birthday coming up, GUESS WHAT YOU'RE GETTING ridiculous. At least I can take comfort in the fact that I bought it from them and not their parents. I understand being supportive and everything, but whenever I see a mum or dad getting more involved in selling a box of Dulce de Leche than the witches junior, I seriously wonder if they even get the whole point of the assignment. Bragging is always so much better when you beat everyone yourself; it's a valuable lesson, parents.

[Warded to the Warwicks]

So, anyway, if they haven't made their way to the house yet, a couple more boxes of peanut butter would be amazing.

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[Warded to Shannon]

Hey, I saw Croaker's update (and I'm really glad Kent's stabilized), but I wanted to see how you're holding up?

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[Warded to Darby]

There are a couple boxes of cookies with your name on it (and Cora's and Rebekkah's and Phillip's, if they want some), by the way. But mostly I just wanted to say hi and check in. So. Hi, things are still really fucking insane, but how are you?

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[Warded to Brutus]

OI. I (kind of, vaguely) heard about what happened to Kent Abercrombie yesterday. I won't ask you any questions that you probably can't answer, but I just wanted to make sure that you're okay. You don't feel like you're due for an imminent medical emergency, right?

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I'm really lamenting the fact that today isn't Friday. I think everyone needs a weekend. Just a couple of days without any epic battles or any annoying demands or hot button issues or... I don't know, weird people, ideally. Sounds nice, yeah? THAT SAID. Since it's not the weekend, add mine to the chorus of '~Congratulations, DMLE~' and thanks for everything you do.

[Warded to Fabian Prewett]

Right. I realize I probably would have heard something by now if everything was less than safe and delightful, but I have a CONSCIENCE, so I thought I'd make sure your sister and family weren't affected by the fight last night. Reassure me.

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[Warded to the Warwicks]

Levi, you aren't the friend Philpott's trying to set up, are you? Because if you are, I am never going to stop laughing at you. Ever.

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My thoughts are with all of the people who were in Diagon Alley last night and my deepest condolences to everyone who lost a loved one in the attack.

[Warded to Augusta Longbottom]

I hope you didn't mind all of us showing up en masse for support last night. Have there been any updates on Frank? I'm planning on stopping by St. Mungo's later on, if I can get you anything.

And thanks for everything last night. You were really amazing, Mrs. L.

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[Warded to Wei Chang & Tia Jimenez]

OI. I'm pretty sure I saw both of you at one point or another last night and I haven't heard from you since. Tell me you're okay and you'll get free hugs. EVEN YOU, TIA.

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[Warded to the Warwicks]

Did you see about Cerys? God, her parents - There's Tiwlip and she has two younger sisters at Hogwarts, right? What are they all going to do? I can't even imagine.

I'm going by St. Mungo's later today, if anyone wants to go with me. Or if you have something you'd like me to take?

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Well, that was a singularly uncomfortable experience. Is everyone alright? Does anyone know how far the announcement reached, yet?

[Warded to Raz & Theia Warwick]

Are you both at the Ministry? Did you hear it, too?

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[Warded to Wei Chang]

YOU. God. You got yourself taken hostage? Really? What the fuck, Wei Chang? Do you and Jia need anything? Someone to watch Cho? And

And, oh, yeah, apparently you can't wri - I should just come down.

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[Warded to Gwen Dervish]

Oi. I saw the paper. You girls need anything, we're here for you. I really hope Nic's okay.

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[Warded to Portia Dawlish]

OKAY APPARENTLY something happened on the fucking WWN and you were mentioned so...

My entry asking if you and John and the adorable baby-in-progress are okay. I'm not a classy worrier, Portia.

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[Warded to the Warwicks]

I don't know if I'll be in tonight or tomorrow, but when I do stop by, I call dibs on the puppies. At least 20 minutes of uninterrupted quality time.

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